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Old 12-10-2014, 06:49 PM   #121 (permalink)
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Because you're not as delusional as me.
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Old 12-10-2014, 07:04 PM   #122 (permalink)
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Because I prefer long distance relationships.
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and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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Old 12-10-2014, 10:03 PM   #123 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-10-2014, 10:18 PM   #124 (permalink)
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Because comic book nerd.
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Old 12-10-2014, 10:48 PM   #125 (permalink)
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He hates vowels. I can't live without vowels.
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Old 12-11-2014, 04:49 AM   #126 (permalink)
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Because the passion just isn't there anymore.
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Old 12-11-2014, 06:02 AM   #127 (permalink)
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Old 12-11-2014, 07:20 AM   #128 (permalink)
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Because you're practically young enough to be my son.
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Old 12-11-2014, 07:24 AM   #129 (permalink)
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Because you're practically old enough to be my big sister, or maybe a cousin or aunt.
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Old 12-11-2014, 07:45 AM   #130 (permalink)
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