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Old 12-10-2014, 04:25 PM   #111 (permalink)
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Old 12-10-2014, 04:36 PM   #113 (permalink)
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Old 12-10-2014, 05:53 PM   #114 (permalink)
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Old 12-10-2014, 07:06 PM   #115 (permalink)
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Old 12-10-2014, 07:10 PM   #116 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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