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Old 12-10-2014, 07:54 AM   #91 (permalink)
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Because your name isn't actually James, you liar.
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Old 12-10-2014, 08:05 AM   #92 (permalink)
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Because Ki would be sad.
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Old 12-10-2014, 08:08 AM   #93 (permalink)
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Old 12-10-2014, 09:04 AM   #94 (permalink)
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Old 12-10-2014, 09:27 AM   #95 (permalink)
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Because your f*cking avatar is so challenged.
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Old 12-10-2014, 09:35 AM   #96 (permalink)
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Won't work because your avatar is a little dickish.
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Old 12-10-2014, 10:05 AM   #97 (permalink)
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I don't think it's legal to have three wives is it? To say nothing of dangerous to my health!
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Old 12-10-2014, 10:07 AM   #98 (permalink)
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Old 12-10-2014, 10:09 AM   #99 (permalink)
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I'd find a way to make it work with Summer.

And Roxy....
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