http://m.quickmeme.com/img/f1/f1f72c...15e31a3a5b.jpg

Also say what you will about him... But I always loved Will Ferrell's parodies.

1. What is your favorite word? - onomatopoeia
2. What is your least favorite word? - sick
3. What turns you on? - loud music
4. What turns you off? - large and quivering penis that is not mine
5. What sound or noise do you love? - feedback
6. What sound or noise do you hate? - coughing babies
7. What is your favorite curse word? - cunt
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? - travelling musicians
9. What profession would you not like to do? - wedding planning
10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? - "Ha! I told you I exist. Have fun in Hell."

1. What is your favorite word? - Quaalude
2. What is your least favorite word? - Anal
3. What turns you on? - Dank ass riffs
4. What turns you off? - Mutilation
5. What sound or noise do you love? - 1:56 into https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE1DDR-oATM
6. What sound or noise do you hate? - Pained animals
7. What is your favorite curse word? - Bitch
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? - Convenience store owner
9. What profession would you not like to do? - Police officer
10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? - "Welcome."

1. What is your favorite word? - Crisps
2. What is your least favorite word? - Minge
3. What turns you on? - My alarm clock
4. What turns you off? - My alarm clock
5. What sound or noise do you love? - The **bing** of a microwave
6. What sound or noise do you hate? - My alarm clock
7. What is your favorite curse word? - Cunt
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? - DJ
9. What profession would you not like to do? - Caring for the elderly
10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? - You smoke?

Aww yeah, good answer.

1. What is your favorite word? - party
2. What is your least favorite word? - cops
3. What turns you on? - assertion and bluntness
4. What turns you off? - phonies
5. What sound or noise do you love? - the ocean
6. What sound or noise do you hate? - gonna hafta go with the rest of yous: a child or animal crying in pain
7. What is your favorite curse word? - fvck.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? - Vintage car restoration
9. What profession would you not like to do? - I would snap and throw myself out of a window at some typical 9-5 suit-and-tie clean-cut office job.

1. What is your favorite word? - vegetative
2. What is your least favorite word? - swag
3. What turns you on? - braids
4. What turns you off? - lacking conversational skills or a bad attitude
5. What sound or noise do you love? - laughter at one of my jokes
6. What sound or noise do you hate? - crying children. **** that.
7. What is your favorite curse word? - feck (with an e)
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? - chocolate tester
9. What profession would you not like to do? - suicide bomber
10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? - "About time, I've waited for you for ages"

1. What is your favorite word? life
2. What is your least favorite word? YOLO
3. What turns you on? nice eyes and natural beauty
4. What turns you off? rudeness
5. What sound or noise do you love? a sexy whisper from a significant other
6. What sound or noise do you hate? loud TVs
7. What is your favorite curse word? fuck
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? deep sea explorer
9. What profession would you not like to do? taste tester
10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Welcome.

Watsky - 100 Words You Can Say Instead of Swag

1. What is your favorite word? - Amphipolis
2. What is your least favorite word? - Guesstimate
3. What turns you on? - Go Go Boots
4. What turns you off? - Pretense
5. What sound or noise do you love? - Fuzz Guitars!
6. What sound or noise do you hate? - Auto-Tuning
7. What is your favorite curse word? - Smeg
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? - Musician, but I lack the courage
9. What profession would you not like to do? - Politician
10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? - "Who the hell are you?"