King of the hill
 

I'm stealing this from some other forum. The last person to post is king of the hill. When you post, you explain why you're king of the hill. Or queen, if you want. Example:

"I pushed you down from the hill. I'm king of the hill."

And then it just keeps going until we're out of ideas. Try not to say something that's been said before.

I sell propane and propane accessories. I'm king of the hill.

I place a limited edition Nargaroth vinyl picture disc at the bottom of the hill. While you're running down to fetch it, I run to the top of the hill. I'm king of the hill.

Gah' dang it Bobby, I'm king of the hill

You picked heads. I'm king of the hill.

You have a porn link in your signature. I'm king of the hill.

Canada sucks. I'm the king of the hill.

Because I said so.
My first command is grow copious amounts of marijuana, boozestuffs, and tear down every and all condos everywhere and replace them with tasteful Victorians and the like. Also bring me all of the chocolate pudding. All of it. All of the chocolate pudding.

I poisoned your chocolate pudding. I'm king of the hill.

I overthrew you threw democratic election. I'm president of the hill.

Revolt of the masses. I am the king as he is the king as she is the king as they are the king as we are altogether. Power to the people.

You don't know who I am but I know where you live. I'm King Of The Hill.

I exposed your secret love for Taylor Swift. .....you run down the hill crying in shame.....I am king of the hill.

Devo is having a show for free. You run down from the hill. I'm king of the hill.

I bagged, skinned, and cooked Taylor Swift. I'm KOTH!

My name for you is officially Koth the Destroyer.

King of the hill.

KOTH the Destroyer slays all in his path, leaving a wake of blood and destruction.

I.Am.KOTH.

I follow Koth King of the hill and murder all in his path

but slowly poison his ass and take the hill

Koth is no longer king of the hill

So the position is open! I'm king of the hill.

I set his hill on fire. He escapes in order to avoid incineration. I extinguish the hill, and now I'm king of the hill.

Hills is actually volcano. Volcano erupts, destroys Briks (sorry buddy) and everything nearby. Hardens over, becomes dormant. Claimed by me. Crops platned in what I assume is fertile ground?

WD is hungry by now and walks down the hill to get some food. I climb the hill and pronounce myself king.

You trip on the way up, and comically roll to the bottom. The hill is mine! But after a few moments of realizing that the hill is empty and boring, I shrug and roll down as well.

I climb to the top, leaving a trail of razor wire around the perimeter, with an impenetrable wall of lightning, and grizzly bears with laser shooting eyes surrounded by M16 wielding tornadoes to protect my KOTH status.

Bam!

You die because plankton don't survive out of the ocean. I think. I do a backflip over the razor wire, go safely through the wall of lightning because **** you, I'm Thor (I'm Norwegian, get it), then I have a laser rave with the bears and laugh because I know that tornadoes can't operate guns.

I fart upwind from you. You die. I am KOTH.

You commit suicide and don't leave a note so I can't tell you why. I'm king of the hill.