King of the hill
 

I'm stealing this from some other forum. The last person to post is king of the hill. When you post, you explain why you're king of the hill. Or queen, if you want. Example:

"I pushed you down from the hill. I'm king of the hill."

And then it just keeps going until we're out of ideas. Try not to say something that's been said before.

I sell propane and propane accessories. I'm king of the hill.

I place a limited edition Nargaroth vinyl picture disc at the bottom of the hill. While you're running down to fetch it, I run to the top of the hill. I'm king of the hill.

Gah' dang it Bobby, I'm king of the hill

You picked heads. I'm king of the hill.

You have a porn link in your signature. I'm king of the hill.

Canada sucks. I'm the king of the hill.

Because I said so.
My first command is grow copious amounts of marijuana, boozestuffs, and tear down every and all condos everywhere and replace them with tasteful Victorians and the like. Also bring me all of the chocolate pudding. All of it. All of the chocolate pudding.

I poisoned your chocolate pudding. I'm king of the hill.

I overthrew you threw democratic election. I'm president of the hill.