King of the hill

GuD · 11-28-2014, 05:33 PM

Hills is actually volcano. Volcano erupts, destroys Briks (sorry buddy) and everything nearby. Hardens over, becomes dormant. Claimed by me. Crops platned in what I assume is fertile ground?

Isbjørn · 12-18-2014, 03:06 AM

WD is hungry by now and walks down the hill to get some food. I climb the hill and pronounce myself king.

Oriphiel · 12-18-2014, 07:02 AM

You trip on the way up, and comically roll to the bottom. The hill is mine! But after a few moments of realizing that the hill is empty and boring, I shrug and roll down as well.

Plankton · 12-18-2014, 08:19 AM

I climb to the top, leaving a trail of razor wire around the perimeter, with an impenetrable wall of lightning, and grizzly bears with laser shooting eyes surrounded by M16 wielding tornadoes to protect my KOTH status.

Bam!

Isbjørn · 12-18-2014, 09:26 AM

You die because plankton don't survive out of the ocean. I think. I do a backflip over the razor wire, go safely through the wall of lightning because **** you, I'm Thor (I'm Norwegian, get it), then I have a laser rave with the bears and laugh because I know that tornadoes can't operate guns.

Plankton · 12-18-2014, 09:28 AM

I fart upwind from you. You die. I am KOTH.

**Frownland** · 12-18-2014, 01:39 PM

You commit suicide and don't leave a note so I can't tell you why. I'm king of the hill.

11-28-2014, 05:33 PM	#21 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Hills is actually volcano. Volcano erupts, destroys Briks (sorry buddy) and everything nearby. Hardens over, becomes dormant. Claimed by me. Crops platned in what I assume is fertile ground? __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

12-18-2014, 03:06 AM	#22 (permalink)
Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	WD is hungry by now and walks down the hill to get some food. I climb the hill and pronounce myself king. __________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal

12-18-2014, 08:19 AM	#24 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	I climb to the top, leaving a trail of razor wire around the perimeter, with an impenetrable wall of lightning, and grizzly bears with laser shooting eyes surrounded by M16 wielding tornadoes to protect my KOTH status. Bam! __________________ See location...

12-18-2014, 09:26 AM	#25 (permalink)
Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	You die because plankton don't survive out of the ocean. I think. I do a backflip over the razor wire, go safely through the wall of lightning because **** you, I'm Thor (I'm Norwegian, get it), then I have a laser rave with the bears and laugh because I know that tornadoes can't operate guns. __________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal

12-18-2014, 09:28 AM	#26 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	I fart upwind from you. You die. I am KOTH. __________________ See location...

12-18-2014, 07:02 AM	#23 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	You trip on the way up, and comically roll to the bottom. The hill is mine! But after a few moments of realizing that the hill is empty and boring, I shrug and roll down as well.

12-18-2014, 01:39 PM	#27 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	You commit suicide and don't leave a note so I can't tell you why. I'm king of the hill. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x