The haiku game

Isbjørn · 11-22-2014, 03:16 PM

You all know what a haiku is. 5-7-5. The game goes thusly: You name a theme, black metal, for instance. Then the person below you writes a haiku about black metal:

"I like black metal
Burzum and Mayhem, you know?
I'm more krieg than you"

First theme: money

**Frownland** · 11-22-2014, 03:21 PM

Give me your money
Put it in the ****ing bag
Don't call the police

Heroin

Pet_Sounds · 11-22-2014, 03:23 PM

I've never used it
And probably never will
But you never know

War

Isbjørn · 11-22-2014, 03:25 PM

Whaat is it good for
Absolutely nothing. Soo...
I've watched Rush Hour.

The '80s

Pet_Sounds · 11-22-2014, 03:36 PM

Awful fashion trends
The cars were crazy ugly
Some good music though

Board games

**Frownland** · 11-22-2014, 03:43 PM

I'm about to lose
There's no way out of this ****
Time to flip the board

Cell phones

Mondo Bungle · 11-22-2014, 03:53 PM

I've never had one
It would have been useful but
I don't have money

A haunted desert

Pet_Sounds · 11-22-2014, 04:11 PM

Oh ****, it's a ghost
Better uproot this cactus
To defend myself

Sharks

Isbjørn · 11-22-2014, 04:17 PM

A haunted desert?
Sounds like a Lovecraft story
The Nameless City?

EDIT: I'll just pass on sharks to the next person.

**Frownland** · 11-22-2014, 04:27 PM

Thanks Steven Spielberg
Now they're punching my nose but
I'm still eating them

You come home from a night of drinking to find your dead wife but you're still horny.

11-22-2014, 03:16 PM	#1 (permalink)
Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	The haiku game You all know what a haiku is. 5-7-5. The game goes thusly: You name a theme, black metal, for instance. Then the person below you writes a haiku about black metal: "I like black metal Burzum and Mayhem, you know? I'm more krieg than you" First theme: money __________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal

11-22-2014, 03:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Give me your money Put it in the ***ing bag Don't call the police Heroin __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.* d e a f b o x

11-22-2014, 03:23 PM	#3 (permalink)
Pet_Sounds Remember the underscore Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The other side Posts: 2,488	I've never used it And probably never will But you never know War __________________ Everybody's dying just to get the disease

11-22-2014, 03:25 PM	#4 (permalink)
Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	Whaat is it good for Absolutely nothing. Soo... I've watched Rush Hour. The '80s __________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal

11-22-2014, 03:36 PM	#5 (permalink)
Pet_Sounds Remember the underscore Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The other side Posts: 2,488	Awful fashion trends The cars were crazy ugly Some good music though Board games __________________ Everybody's dying just to get the disease

11-22-2014, 03:43 PM	#6 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	I'm about to lose There's no way out of this **** Time to flip the board Cell phones __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

11-22-2014, 04:11 PM	#8 (permalink)
Pet_Sounds Remember the underscore Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The other side Posts: 2,488	Oh ***, it's a ghost Better uproot this cactus To defend myself Sharks __________________ Everybody's dying just to get the disease*

11-22-2014, 04:17 PM	#9 (permalink)
Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	A haunted desert? Sounds like a Lovecraft story The Nameless City? EDIT: I'll just pass on sharks to the next person. __________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal

11-22-2014, 04:27 PM	#10 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Thanks Steven Spielberg Now they're punching my nose but I'm still eating them You come home from a night of drinking to find your dead wife but you're still horny. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x