The haiku game
 

You all know what a haiku is. 5-7-5. The game goes thusly: You name a theme, black metal, for instance. Then the person below you writes a haiku about black metal:

"I like black metal
Burzum and Mayhem, you know?
I'm more krieg than you"

First theme: money

Give me your money
Put it in the ****ing bag
Don't call the police

Heroin

I've never used it
And probably never will
But you never know

War

Whaat is it good for
Absolutely nothing. Soo...
I've watched Rush Hour.

The '80s

Awful fashion trends
The cars were crazy ugly
Some good music though

Board games

I'm about to lose
There's no way out of this ****
Time to flip the board

Cell phones

I've never had one
It would have been useful but
I don't have money

A haunted desert

Oh ****, it's a ghost
Better uproot this cactus
To defend myself

Sharks

A haunted desert?
Sounds like a Lovecraft story
The Nameless City?

EDIT: I'll just pass on sharks to the next person.

Thanks Steven Spielberg
Now they're punching my nose but
I'm still eating them

You come home from a night of drinking to find your dead wife but you're still horny.