Do they make guitars
That are modeled after fish?
That's totally weird

Star Wars

I tried to blast you.
I will never be like you.
I am your father.

The Exorcist

A girl's head turns round.
The demon enters a priest.
He jumps to his death.

Octopi

I have eight damn legs.
Want to try that some time drunk?
Stay away from stairs.

Jimmy Page.

A great guitarist
No doubt, but he's not a god
Zeppelin rules though

Chula's reaction to me saying Jimmy's not a god.

You stupid *******
Jimmy Page is the saviour
**** you goddamn ****

Orthodontists.

He's counts for 2. FAIL!

Serious question: Where do you rank Page among greatest ever rock guitarists?

I'm counting these syllables on slurred speech, give me a break.

Top 10 probably. Zappa, Gary Lucas, Marc Ribot, Alex Skolnick, Jimi Hendrix, Thurston Moore are a few of the ones I rank above Page. I would call very few artists gods, that's a term that I don't dole out easily and it's usually granted to jazz or avant-garde artists (mostly because that's where my taste is oriented). Hendrix is the only one I'd call a god on that list, maybe Marc Ribot too, but not for his rock contribution.

They are all Sadists,
who love to see you suffer.
Don't forget your bands.

Urban Hatemonger

Holds life in his hands.
Wait, is he a she or he?
As a newb, not sure.

Batlord.