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Old 11-24-2014, 09:52 AM   #51 (permalink)
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Old 11-24-2014, 09:54 AM   #52 (permalink)
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Dude that is not a haiku
You put five syllables in the second line
and three in the third.

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Old 11-24-2014, 09:59 AM   #53 (permalink)
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Old 11-24-2014, 10:01 AM   #54 (permalink)
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**** that stupid ****
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

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Old 11-24-2014, 10:06 AM   #55 (permalink)
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Why does Buttlord get top billing
He's not even worthy
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Old 11-24-2014, 10:13 AM   #56 (permalink)
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“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
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Old 11-24-2014, 10:17 AM   #57 (permalink)
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seventeen moraes in all
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I am terrible
at this
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Old 11-24-2014, 10:25 AM   #58 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-24-2014, 10:26 AM   #59 (permalink)
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You'll die if I step on you
Haha ur dead lol

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Old 11-24-2014, 10:30 AM   #60 (permalink)
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^That could apply to both a penis and a squirrel , so you pass.

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