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11-22-2014, 11:40 PM
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Facilitator
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Where people kill 30 million pigs per year
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I had just written this masterpiece about diarrhea...
Darn! I have the runs and I don't think I'll make it. ****. I soiled my pants.  ...but you were faster than me. Now I'll focus on vomit: My sour belly warns me with a nasty burp. I'm gonna vomit! Subject: When you see a living lobster in a water tank at a Chinese restaurant and you feel really guilty because you know its days are numbered.
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11-22-2014, 11:42 PM
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SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
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You'll be boiled alive
They say you're delicious ****ing metal, dude Witnessing a hit and run but you won't talk to the police cuz no snitchin.
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11-22-2014, 11:43 PM
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
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Lobsters can suck it
I saw a lobster today It flipped me the bird Oatmeal Edit: Don't care. Already did this over three times cause people posted just before me, and I'm not doing it again. If I were a mod I'd just delete Frownland's post.
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11-23-2014, 12:10 AM
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Facilitator
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Where people kill 30 million pigs per year
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Witnessing a hit and run but you won't talk to the police cuz no snitchin:
I saw the driver run that girl down and leave, but I don't squeal to pigs. Oatmeal: I love cooked oatmeal hot and sweet with brown sugar stirred into dark swirls. Next topic: when you give into kleptomaniacal urges to steal something petty
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Last edited by VEGANGELICA; 11-23-2014 at 12:16 AM. Reason: I keep changing my next topic! Sorry! |
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11-23-2014, 12:27 AM
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carpe musicam
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Les Barricades Mystérieuses
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tasteless breakfast time for those who can trust Quakers!? edit: took a while to write a haiku and plug at the same time. Quote:
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