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Old 02-01-2015, 10:49 PM   #101 (permalink)
SOPHIE FOREVER
 
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Smack, rub, look, bop it
They tend to be very nice
Better than boobs too

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Old 02-01-2015, 10:50 PM   #102 (permalink)
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where's my camera
I gotta capture this shit
WD strikes again

you've just met President Barack Obama
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Old 02-01-2015, 11:04 PM   #103 (permalink)
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I would never. Maybe my favorite pair of leggings with shortshorts but a skirt? I'm not so classy.
....does the skirt come at a certain price, or....?
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Old 02-01-2015, 11:06 PM   #104 (permalink)
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then put your ass in a skirt.
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Old 02-02-2015, 01:32 PM   #105 (permalink)
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you've just met President Barack Obama
Oh my god, I just
Slapped the US president
What's he gonna do

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Old 02-02-2015, 01:54 PM   #106 (permalink)
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Or should I say a Viking
Isn't herring good?

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Old 02-02-2015, 02:58 PM   #107 (permalink)
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I'm playing hockey
I just had lots of poutine
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Old 02-02-2015, 03:24 PM   #108 (permalink)
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It ain't like it used to be
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Old 02-02-2015, 07:58 PM   #109 (permalink)
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When is it mom rock?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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