Originally Posted by Frownland

It's a tie.

A: I was five years old when I was trying to get the toilet paper holder off of the rack thing to no avail because I didn't understand the mechanism. I pulled harder and harder, then decided that standing on the counter was the way to get the best leverage (actual quote from when I was five). I pulled and fell off the counter, gashed the area right by my left eye on the corner of the toilet paper holder. I remember the pain being really intense, then being at the doctor while he was putting in the stitches, so I think I might have fainted in the process. I still have the scar today, luckily the glasses help hide it.

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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger

Hide it?? I'd wear that battle scar like a badge of mother****ing honor; then every time I told that story, the toilet paper holder would keep getting bigger and meaner.