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12-14-2014, 06:28 PM | #951 (permalink) | |
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12-14-2014, 07:56 PM | #953 (permalink) |
Dude... What?
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Bright and sunny with cloudless blue skies. Not too hot, around 65degrees with a light breeze.
Weirdest place you ever had sex?
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12-14-2014, 08:10 PM | #954 (permalink) | |
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A shed.
If you were gonna sit in one of those cars that gets crushed during a monster truck rally, what kind of car would it be?
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12-19-2014, 10:38 PM | #957 (permalink) | |
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Cereal. Less preparation, and Reese's Puffs.
How often do you masturbate?
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12-19-2014, 10:47 PM | #959 (permalink) |
Dude... What?
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Masturbation is weird for me... I barely feel anything. It's more habitual; Oh, I'm horny. Drat. No girlfriend or sexual relationships. Time to whack off then. It's even less enthusiastic then I've made it out to be. I'd say twice a day I guess... I feel like that might be a lot.
Ever been caught? What happd'
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12-19-2014, 11:06 PM | #960 (permalink) |
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Me too. I have BPH and it's getting worse every year.
Benign prostatic hyperplasia - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia My doctor basically told me to masturbate or f*ck and *** as often as possible. So I get online and watch porn, then jack off, just so I can have a decent piss.
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