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Driving in NYC is pretty insane if you don't know what you're doing. It's actually safer to drive like a maniac like everyone else than drive safely.

Perfect outdoor temp?

Bright and sunny with cloudless blue skies. Not too hot, around 65degrees with a light breeze.

Weirdest place you ever had sex?

A shed.

If you were gonna sit in one of those cars that gets crushed during a monster truck rally, what kind of car would it be?

One that doesn't get crushed by monster trucks, like a smart car.

Did you make good use of the tools in there?

I'm not answering that. That's a clown question, bro.

Toast or cereal for breakfast?

Cereal. Less preparation, and Reese's Puffs.

How often do you masturbate?

Can't count that high.

Person below me:

How high can you count before you come?

Masturbation is weird for me... I barely feel anything. It's more habitual; Oh, I'm horny. Drat. No girlfriend or sexual relationships. Time to whack off then. It's even less enthusiastic then I've made it out to be. I'd say twice a day I guess... I feel like that might be a lot.

Ever been caught? What happd'

Me too. I have BPH and it's getting worse every year.

Benign prostatic hyperplasia - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

My doctor basically told me to masturbate or f*ck and *** as often as possible.

So I get online and watch porn, then jack off, just so I can have a decent piss.