Too a year of drafting in High School. Got a job on the production line building speakers and very slowly worked my way up. Took a few night classes along the way.

Ever bled from a fistfight?

I've only gotten in one fight back I'm second grade and he did all the bleeding.

If you had to drop your current career, what would you do for work instead?

I don't have a job...yet.

If you had no choice, how many days do you think you could abstain from sex or masturbation at a stretch?

Nicholas Cage. His face looks so punchable.

Favorite band?

I don't really know, sex would be a lot longer than masturbation. I could probably go a month without a wank, I'm not interested in finding out.

On that note, what porn should I go watch?

@newdude Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band

Why, you should watch fish blowjob porn of course.

What porn do you watch most often?

Well, I watch a lot of martial art movies, which is basically action-porn.

Speaking of which, what's your favorite martial art movie?

Kill Bill Vol. 1

Most overrated director?

Tarantino.

What's the capital of Indonesia?

"I".

What's the worst driving you've ever seen?