Apocalypse Now

Same question

To see with one's own eyes.

Favourite tv show?

Spongebob

If you had to choose, which would you rather lose, your hearing, or eyesight?

even movies are 50% sound, so eyesight.

Same question

Easily eyesight, I don't know how Beethoven did it.

AOTY?

Beg your pardon?^

Album of the year?

I don't remember if I specifically said that, but I'm sure I said just about everything else the day I got fired. Dude was a psycho and had lied about me being on the schedule just to get me to work, assuming that I'd help him open the store once I was already there. I was staying over at another one of our coworker's house while helping him move, and my boss just barged into this other guy's house at like eight AM or something, and told me we had to go.

I was probably a little bit drunk from the night before, and there'd been a whole ****ed up history between us, so I kind of just flipped out when we got to work, and we ended getting in a brawl right in the store. Not to toot my own horn, but I kind of kicked his ass.

Nice! My story: The company I'd worked for for 11 years back east merged with another company in Arizona. The president offered to relocate me out there if I'd help them for a few months with their operations issues. He assured me that after a few months I'd get the first engineering job that came up (my stock and trade).

So I move and for about 4 months bust my ass doing OPS which included inspecting aluminum heat sinks outside in the brutal AZ heat. After 4months an engineering job opens up but I don't get it.

I fax the president a memo reminding him of our deal. He faxes it back with a note scrawled in the upper corner. Basically "stop complaining and do your job".

I got the biggest, fattest marker I could find and wrote F*CK YOU - I QUIT!!!!! and faxed it back to him.

How did you get into engineering?