Lychee Martini

How do you prepare your coffee?

I'm answering this anyway. I had one where I was hanging outside of a 7/11. This man passed us walking his dog, got in his car with his dog outside the drivers door, leash caught in the door. Dude starts backing up and I run over and yell "DUDE! YOUR DOG IS CAUGHT OUTSIDE!" He looks straight at me and says "I know" with the coldest eyes and then pins the gas pedals and drags his dog to his death as he disappears down the road. The was a bad one

Whiskey/soda.

Two week vacation is handed to you. Where do you go?

EDIT: Motherf*ckers...

Black. Pour-over method or with my aeropress.

2 week vacay?

Probably Italy. I have very distant relatives there but apparently they're a very close-knit community. I partially come from a long line of... beekeepers. So yeah. I guess that's kind of cool?


Oddball job you wouldn't mind having?

Video game tester.

Greatest physical pleasure you've ever experienced?

Either running a mile in 5 minutes for the first time (not pleasure more just an achievement), or just a good 'ol wim wam of the shabilly blams.

Favorite style of dance?

Musical statues.

Last album you bought, downloaded or listened to Last album you bought, downloaded or listened to?

Tonwes Van Zandt - Our MOther the Mountain

Cause that dude mentioned it. And it's awesome.

What kind of underwear are you wearing?

Not!


WHY ARE YOU DRUNK! HOld ****in still so I can question you damnit I am tried of thread hopping.

I WAS ****ING DISC GOLFING, YOU STUPID ****! HAVE YOU NOT READ ANYTHING I'VE BEEN GOD DAMN ****ING POSTING! I HOPE BIN LADEN COMES BACK TO LIFE AND BURNS DOWN YOUR MOSQUE!

How are your bowel movements?

Regular.

Last time you prayed to the porcelain god?