I had to work at Coit Tower, a major tourist attraction in San Francisco. It wasn't all that bad really. Just being crammed in a tiny elevator that was maybe 5feet around and 6 feet tall with 15 tourists for hours at a time... ugh. And when you got that guy who didn't bother to put on deodarant... ick. And there's only so many times you can give people directions to Fisherman's Wharf, the lamest part of the city, before hearing the name becomes a trigger for spontaneous homicidal rage.

Best job you ever had?

Hmmmm. Probably my current one.

Longest you've ever held the same job?

(I'm currently at 17 years)

Do summer jobs count? If so, four years.

Ever owned a fish?

My kid use to have Siamese fighting fish when she was young. Quite the personality on those little guys.

http://animal-world.com/encyclo/fres...)WFA_Ap4Be.jpg

Fave fast food joint?

Ehh, I don't really eat fast food. I guess Popeyes (like KFC) or Taco Bell. I'm not much of a burger guy.

Three things you wish you were better at?

F*ck it, I'll be honest...

1. Sex
2. Math.
3. Handling my emotions.

So, I had a weird dream last night in which I had come into contact with some lewd photos of a celebrity and I had the choice of whether to sell them or destroy them. My depression medication is giving me weird dreams. So...

If you had secret lewd/incriminating photos of a celebrity, would you sell it to TMZ or respect their privacy?

Nah. I'm broke but not that desperate.


If you could only eat one food for an entire month what would it be?

Easy. Pez. Cherry flavored Pez.

What was your biggest loss of money you ever had in your life?

I got jacked for about $300 when I used to sell weed. Not really a big deal, compared to most people I'd imagine.

Since you brought it up, what's the worst dream you ever had?

Recently had one where I was stabbed presumably to death by two tripping teenagers. Least I got a few shots in too.

Favorite cocktail?