jus gimme the cherreis
alls of them

Favorite cheap booze?

Rubinoff vodka. Somerville's finest.

Favorite poem?

Fox in Socks

You reach a fork in a unknown road. How long does it take for you to decide between left or right?

Depends which direction I am trying to go.

Is there somewhere on your body that you hate being touched?

Don't think so. I'm a fairly touchy feely guy. That said, if a stranger came up and grabbed my dick I wouldn't be thrilled.

What would your rapper name be?

Shovel-Headed Kill Machine

Muslim name?

Muhammad Ollie

Last person to teach you a life lesson

I'm not sure. I won't know the last person to teach me a life lesson until the moment of my death. And then I'll say to myself, "So that was the last person to teach me a life lesson. Too bad I couldn't apply it." And then I'll die.

First person to teach you a life lesson?

I think he meant the person who last taught you a life lesson... unless you're joking or something. To answer the question: I didn't really have any sort of guidance growing up. But it was probably my godmother Jeanne. One of my earliest memories was being with her and my mom at a bagel shop. Mom bought me starbursts and said I could have "this many" and indicated with her fingers about 2.5 inches worth of starbursts. Not sure why she didn't just say 3 or 4 but when I lined them up I do so wideways down. Jeanne corrected me and told me to line them up lengthways, obviously because you get more that way. It's a fond memory and probably doesn't make as much sense when read as it does in person.


Favorite candy as a kid?

I was all about the whoppers. Still is my favourite.

If you won the lottery and was a millionaire, what's the first thing you would do?