The Batlord.

Last person on earth that anyone's going to want to actually meet face to face.


1, 2, 3, or 4?

3 is the magic # yes it is the magic number #

Drunk or Stoned?

Mildly or stupidly?

Politely. ....

Drunk. Makes me seem more sexy.

Fave sports moment of all time.

This was pretty cool.



Dad jeans, or Jorts?

Jeans.

F*ck that a$$hole.

Much better Boston Bruins memories...




Last time you ate a full meal and what was it?

I just had Shrimp Alfredo for lunch. Does that count? If not Porkchops with rice and brussel sprouts last night for dinner.

First card game you learned how to play?

Go Fish, like any self-respecting child.

How old were you the first time you rubbed one out?

8. I didn't know what masturbation was but I liked just squeezing it and I splooged. I thought I had cancer until I had a little chat with my dad.

Worst book you've ever read?