Same here. My scalp is greasy mess no matter what I do, so I have to wash it everyday, lest I get infections. I still do though, but it could be a lot worse.

My family going on anti-liberal rants during holidays. Such smart people, but incapable of questioning there assumptions.

Plans for your own funeral?

Real ****, I'm going to have my best friend/bandmate play a solo drone song in my honour that will clock in at 2 hours minimum. It's in my will and everything.

When was the last time you went to a funeral?

Never been, so I'll leave that for someone else, but I just wanna give props for trolling your own funeral. I myself want to turn it into a party, with an open bar, food, and possibly strippers. And this song will hopefully play as I'm put on a boat and set on fire, Viking-style. "Always Look On the Bright Side of Life" needs to be in there at some point too.

I've only ever been to one funeral and it was for my godmother about 12 years or so ago. Wouldn't be surprised if some people I used to hang around ended up dead but I'm so far removed from that crowd nowadays I can't say I know for sure.




Most terrifying way to die?

Trapped in a small tunnel underground. I'm claustrophobic.

Way you'd choose to die?

In my sleep.

I've been to way too many funerals and been a pall bearer at least 6 times. It half sucks and half is a pretty humbling thing knowing the family asked you to be part of the final 6.

Last time you drank before noon?

This morning...

Hair of the dog, man. Naw I was just out of mouth wash and toothpaste and had a shot bottle of vodka. Chew on some mint leaves at work and nobody knows nothin.


Worst haircut you've ever gotten?

I had one of those rat tails when I was like 6.. Idk why the f*ck that was ever cool.

If you could live comfortably on any planet other than earth which would you choose?

Saturn dude. Kick ass rings, plus old Sun Ra will be jammin up there.

Have you ever gotten in trouble with the police?

Yup.

How many stitches have you gotten in your life?