Frownland

When you have a vagina where your penis once was, then you have crossed the line from man to woman.

Ever had a pregnancy scare?

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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.

Chula Vista

Yes, back when my wife and I were first dating (early 1980). We took the test and it came up positive. Got the money, drove to Boston, and she gets called in for the procedure only to be told that she wasn't pregnant after all.

We spent the money on a decadent lunch at the top of the Prudential Tower instead.

Where do The Stones rate in the Greatest of All Time poll?

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

The Batlord

Below Martin Luther King Jr, but above Ted Bundy.

Would you rather live without a cellphone or without a computer?

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GuD

Cellphone.

I hate phone calls. I only like texting people when I'm plastered at 3am and need to tell people how much I love and/or hate them. Or if I just haven't talked to someone in a while and wanna catch up. I could live without a computer easily too but cellphones? I have one mainly out of necessity.


Favorite song by your favorite band?

also:

The correct answer is there's no such thing.

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I spit bullets in my feet
Every time I speak
So I write instead
And still people want me dead
~msc

Thelonious Monkey

I don't have any.

Quick, I need something like The Stranger by Billy Joel.

The Batlord

Quick! Something that sounds like the musical equivalent of a shart!

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Chula Vista

Diarrhea or constipation?

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

DwnWthVwls

Diarrhea.

Would you rather eat soylent green or professional cooked poop?

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I don't got a god complex, you got a simple god...

GuD

Soylent Green.

I'm not opposed to cannibalism as long as we eat only the stupid people.





Worst coworker you ever had?

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I spit bullets in my feet
Every time I speak
So I write instead
And still people want me dead
~msc

Sequoioideae

Some dude that was a legit manager, and was drunk all the time. He came in so drunk one time he fell into the case, they fired him, and then he went down the street, drank more, and passed out on the bench in front of the laundromat. That dude was just pathetic, and miserable, always complained about doing anything, couldn't even clean his own damn department.

The most you felt you were alive?

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Funnel From Another Lover

God Is My Solar System