I'm one of those who would say Christian Punk is an oxymoron...

I don't like lolipops or hard candy so... neither?





Chocolate, Vanilla, or Swirl?

Chocolate.

Yeah… it wasn't the greatest experience. She's a Baptist, though, so that explains things.

British or American psychedelia?

They're both good, but I prefer the US's with its Fifty Foot Hose, United States of America, and Captain Beefheart.

Are you a terrible person?

No.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

No, only in the brilliant moon light.

What's the weirdest place you've ever shat?

Public trashbin...

it was like 4am, i was wasted... I didn't wanna be rude and **** in the street so... there you go. I don't recommend it.







Favorite video game character?

Female Shepherd from Mass Effect. Ultimate badass special forces agent... with a space ship.

You should date a Catholic chick. They don't give a ****. Booze? Sex? Drugs? Bring enough for two.


If you could be either Sonic the Hedgehog or Megaman, which would you be?

The hedgehog, 'cause… I dunno, hedgehogs are cool. I don't play video games much.



Vodka or rum?

Rum goes down easier but vodkas cheaper and has better hangovers so I'll go vodka.

One album you would obliterate from an artists discography?

Yes - Tormato

How much do you care that the GOP now controls all of congress?