Skydiving on mushrooms.

Scariest thing you've ever done?

Skydiving on mushrooms.

Best Halloween costume you've ever had?

Senior year of high school I showed up stoned and drunk as Hunter S. Thompson as portrayed by Johnny Depp in the movie. I had a shaved head at the time because I thought I was hardcore. Yeah... with the shades and everything no one knew I was so ****ed up. It was ****ing great.


French fries or hashbrowns?

I'll take fresh cut fries over greasy hash browns.

Why would God hate me?

Maybe you sang off pitch that one time and he just can't forgive you?

Banana or Strawberry smoothie? Influence my morning..

Strawberry. I like bananas better in real life, but strawberry-flavored other food is always better than banana-flavored.

Oldie but a goodie: would you rather watch your parents have sex for all eternity or join in just once?

Banana...
AND
Strawberry.
Little OJ in there... that **** is happenin'.




Craziest concert you've ever been to?

Edit:

Jesus damn... well... yeah... I can't answer that. Skip me, I'm too dumbfounded.

Outdoor Christian punk concert in my hometown. My girlfriend must have been extra filled with the spirit or something, 'cause she was dancing and jumping around like a woman possessed. In another hour, she would have been speaking in tongues.

If you could undo anything you did in the past, what would it be?

Had I ever done so, going to an outdoor Christian punk concert would be up there.

Do you bite your lollipops or lick them?

Because God has no idea what key is. Don't take it personally, we have more fun in the jacuzzi anyway.

Favourite MB thread?