Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman.

Jersey Shore or Honey BooBoo?

I'll take a gun to the mouth with a click. Nah probably Honey Boo Boo, because I've never seen a snuff film.

Have you ever been in a car accident?

I've been hit by cars while skateboarding... does that count?

What happened at the craziest party you've ever been to?

Prom weekend.. Kids smashed every piece of plastic furniture in the place threw it in the cubby hole attic and puked up there (it only took us about ~12 hours to get kicked out by Sat morning) OR friends basement everyone chanting "Break stuff" and "F*ck the n*ggers" while destroying his drop ceiling with anything they could find.

Btw, the chants were a regular thing at 4am.. That was the ****ed up motto of my graduating class. Big reason why I decided to smoke weed and play video games instead of associate with those twats.

Best illegal drug induced experience?

A guy was on acid at our, you guessed it, acid party and he couldn't take it. He was stuck on "yes", meaning that he could only say yes yes yes yes n-no? yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes. We tried to talk him down for a while and once when we asked if he could say anything else he said "I love God", and was stuck on that. After he proclaimed his faith he decided to repeatedly inform us of his other passion by saying "I love porn." Hours and ****ing hours of this, but luckily he was fine by morning. We were afraid we'd have to do some explaining to parents/hospital staff/authority.

@DWV I went to the Del Mar Fair on acid once, that was pretty incredible. Me and a friend got stuck in a house of mirrors for about an hour, tripped the **** out on the art exhibit and were extremely disappointed when we were looking at the pieces the next day. Almost jumped out of a skylift to grab some cotton candy. Good times.

Have you ever written a story?

Mirrors and art exhibit sounds awesome.. Skylift not so much, I don't like those things sober..

No stories.

One instrument you don't already play to master?

Drums. I would love to learn how to drum.

Favorite trashy tv show?

My Name Is Earl?

What pizza topping describes how you're feeling right now?

Onions. My ankle hurts like a bitch and I feel like boo hoo-ing.

Ever been naked in public?

...probably?

Favorite kind of muffin?