I don't know what they are.

Who is your least favorite artist/band?

Childish Gambino

Who is your most favorite artist/band?

I'm not really bothered by artists so much as I'm indifferent, but for whatever reason, Dragonforce manage to make me go from indifference to full blown hostility.

Edit: **** you, Goofle. Bathory I suppose, but on any given day I could also say Iron Maiden, Manowar, Slayer, Metallica, Hammerfall, or any number of other bands.

If a girl did ass-to-mouth on the first date, would you still call her again?

Yes, assuming no sh*t was involved and she wasn't a dirty disease spreader. Imagine all the other fun things she'll probably let you do.

What's better your birthday or christmas?

Birthdays are nothing these days. Christmas all the way.

DeNiro or Pacino?

De Niro.

Do you enjoy bubble wrap?

Bubble wrap? Where? Hand it over. Imma pop it. *Takes bubble wrap and starts popping* Yeeeah. That's the stuff, man.

Are good music and fun music necessarily the same?

I listen to a lot of "good" music that isn't "fun".

Most annoying dog breed?

No.

Edit: Whatever breed my neighbors two little non-stop barkers are.

Someone hands you $1,000 and tells you you only have 5 minutes to spend it all on Amazon.com. What do you buy?

High quality turntable, speakers, and both Beatles box sets on vinyl.

Bill Gates comes to your door and offers you a certified $500,000 cheque for your house and lot. Do you accept?