I pretend I'm a separate person all together and carry out conversations with myself, and ask questions, and refer to myself in plural when doing so, like "Should we do this?"

How long have you known your closest friend

Seven years.

Name a song you'd like to hear covered by a band of your choice.

"Stripped, Raped, and Strangled" by Cannibal Corpse needs to get covered by Katy Perry. Or Rihanna. Or whoever can get it on the radio.

Would you rather wear an American flag as a cape in North Korea or Saudi Arabia?

Saudi Arabia.

Grade school or High school. Which was a better experience for you?

Definitely HIGH School.

Mac n Cheese or Spaghettios?

I'm in high school right now, and I'm digging it more than grade school. Grade school was a festival of social awkwardness and confusion. Now it's just a dinner party or something.

Rob Halford or Bruce Dickinson? Halford is obviously more badass, but vocally, who do you prefer?

EDIT: I've tasted neither, but Mac n' Cheese looks better to me.

Halford for sure. Dickinson kind of gets on my nerves after a while.

What would you want your funeral to be like?

I've decided that I want a Viking funeral. A Viking ship is kinda hard to get, though, so a wooden raft will have to do.

Tortured black metal shrieks or guttural death growls?

Hot knives to the ears please.

Barbed wire catheter or rabid pitbulls?

I've seen some pretty serious insertion fetish porn over the years, elaborate catheters can't be that bad... but dog attacks, ****.

Rod Stewart or Eddie Money?