What is life? I think our current understanding is limited.

How often do you drink hard liquor?

Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten but hot dog buns come in packages of eight?

Would you become a world famous surfer if you knew you were gonna get eaten by a shark at age 54?

No, because I find surfing boring and have bad ankles.

When I'm here at my sister's, probably daily. When I'm at my place, probably only once every few months or so.

Best food combination that might sound really unappetizing to others?

I like to mix kipper snacks, black olives, chopped spinach, and salsa for tortilla chip dip. I don't know if people consider that weird.

Have you ever bludgeoned a piece of pineapple with your teeth until it was decapitated enough to guzzle it's remains?

No, not yet. (Soon.)

How many tabs do you have open right now?

Eight.

What are your favorite albums you can't find on the internet? (e,g, on YouTube, Spotify, etc etc)

I seriously have 17 tabs open, and regularly build up mass amounts of tabs until I just have a day clearing out my tabs.

The Alive! album from Snot. It's a live album that contains a version of "Absent" that sounds better than the studio recording. Not on YouTube, but I search for it from time to time in hopes that their automated -Topic generator will pick it up. Been tempted to just upload it myself.

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Is the ukulele a ghey instrument?

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