Batty, it's 7104751919451. But don't tell anyone.

Frownland, I'm in awe. I only play three guitar chords and piano, but I'm classically trained and pretty darned good.

And if I died today, I feel I would have brought more happiness into through the world through my existence.

What colour are your eyes?

666666666

Do you have a feet fetish?

No, I'm not Fluffy Kittens.

Even been out of the country?

Yeah, I've spent too much time in your ****show south of the 49th Parallel. Also Germany and the Czech Republic.

Have you ever slipped on a banana peel?

Nope.

Have you ever slipped on a condom?

Ja I've slipped two or three on before.

Do you listen to jazz?

I like a few jazz guitarists- I've been especially into Chet Atkins lately. That's about it though.


What's your favorite dessert?

Bag of Doritos.

Why are humans evil?

Because they had their all-day sucker taken away when they were six.

Do you listen to folk?

Sometimes. I like Gary Higgins, S&G, and Richard Youngs a lot.

Have you ever shot a gun?