Chasing poor innocent concert goers (outside the venue) with a large stick while yelling (singing?) passionately in gibberish. This was many, many moons ago of course.

Would you rather have tiny doll-size hands or enormous (like, computer monitor sized) hands?

Tiny, doll size would match my frame better, and I'd be a jeweler, or the guy that can get a loose screw out of a laptop, or I'd construct custom high end dollhouse furniture with doll sized tools and my tiny hands would be the logo for my product.

What's your religious and political affiliations, and your stances on abortion, gun rights, healthcare, and foreign policy?

**** that.

No affiliation, but as far as politics go I largely lean left.

Should be easier to get than a bottle of water. So much so that it's almost mandatory to get one.

I think that local governments should determine what is appropriate for their region, because a person who owns a gun in a rural area and a person who owns a gun in the city likely have very different reasons for having a gun.

Doctors should be like police and work for everyone in an unprejudiced manner with no direct charge (meaning they're paid through taxes and such).

Be nice and stuff. Don't pull our dick out when there's another one swinging to no effect. Have a beer with Putin.

Do you think that our somewhat short history of advertising has had any effect on how our brains operate?

Atheist/Humanist, Socialist, pro-choice, not exactly anti-gun but anti-excess (what civilian needs a ****ing automatic weapon?), equal healthcare, idk much about foreign policy at all.

What's your least favorite country?

Absolutely. Manufactured consent, century of the self, etc. It's become part of politics too.

America. Do I need to give a reason? (that is not the question)

What is one material object that you've managed to keep throughout your entire life? It can be anything from a blanket to a shirt.

Still have a blanket that my mother knitted when I was an infant.

You like a song and look it up on YouTube, only to find out that the music video sucks or doesn't fit the nature of the jam. How do you feel about this?

Well luckily I have the choice to listen to the song without the video so I think i'll be just fine. I've survived worse.

What song are you listening to right now?

Typical MB non-answer.

Some dude is playing Chopin - Nocturne Op. 27 No.2 (Rubinstein) right now in a plug room I'm in.

We'll do something easy. Favorite season?