*waits*

So anyway what's the highest you've ever been?

(you know, like altitude)

Whatever cruising altitude is for an airplane.

What is the difference between you and a log?

Lots. What's the highest you've ever been?

(you know, like drugs)

5 or 6 grams of dry mushrooms and citric acid just out of highschool (word on the street was that mixing psilocybin with pure lemon or lime juice or whatever would make the effects kick in much quicker and with more immediate intensity, whether that's bull**** or not I don't know, this night being my third or fourth experience with mushrooms I was looking for any way to turn it up a notch).

What a ****ing mistake that was.

Complete sensory blackout after half an hour. Spent the next 3 hours or so slouched in my buddy's laundry hamper, unable to see, speak, hear, or say anything. Every sense just collapsed into an indistinguishable grey goo of nothingness. Total ego death, no ability to recall my name, location, shape, or place in time, it was like teetering right on the edge of being blackout drunk for what felt like 10 hours without ever passing out.

By far my worst psychedelic experience, haven't had that happen again since.

Describe your worst run in with the law, ideally a conviction.

One time a cop stopped me on the road, to make sure I was wearing a seatbelt.



What's the most disappointing day you've had in your life?

Every day.

What is your dream job?

Professional writer.

Ever skipped out on a taxi/cab fare?

No but I found a twenty in the back of an uber car once.

If you were on the front of a coin, what would be on the back?

My ass.

If life were True Detective, would you be Marty or Rust? Why?