posters and empty energy drink cans

If you could only smell one scent for the rest of your life what would you choose?

I have a couple of paintings that my son did at secondary school, but the main decorative motif is shelves of books. They dominate the walls, and for me, a row of book spines is colourful, soothing and interesting to look at.

What is your favourite moment in a typical day?

EDIT: oops! Sorry Qwerty, by all means answer his question next:

Freshet baked bread would be nice. I worry about the long term effects of mono-olfatics on the enjoyment of the scent though.

Relaxing with a beer, watching a movie after a long day of work.

What was your most recent injury?

That shoulder pain from all the video games. Still gets a bit sore every once in awhile too. Like the last few days...

Does shit look better in water or out?

Or perhaps T. Rex?

T. Rex the dinosaur, or T. Rex the Glam Rock extraordinaire?

*goes outside and ****s on sidewalk*

It smells better in, and that's all that counts.

Do you have a routine for bedtime?

No. I come home and check my snail mail, e-mails, etc., but it's not a routine per say.

Why are cashews so expensive?

When the industry couldn't cope with the new costs of labor due to new slavery laws, they changed their system in the only way that made sense to them.

What was the last thing you got for free?

sex from your mother

what's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done in public?