What does "google" mean?

What's better, swings or roundabouts?

(I know that's two questions, but only the second is for the next poster)

I prefer swings to terrible questions.

If you were on Oprah and knew that she'd agree with you on any stupid thing (so a typical Oprah show), what topics would you cover?

Satanism, obviously.

Would you rather work your dream job while just making enough to get by, or work the worst job imaginable but be well off?

Dream job. I'd like to get paid to smoke cigarettes and think about women all day. When my ssdi comes in, I will! :D.

Chocolate covered strawberries or bananas?

Strawberries

If you walked into Burger King while the Batlord was on shift, in which ways would you screw with him?

He said that the croissant breakfast sandwiches were the hardest to make so I'd ask for ten. Then I'd bring them back and say I didn't want them with cheese. And I'd **** in the bathroom sink if I had it in me.

What time do you typically wake up?

When Mr. Dagger needs me to ;)

If the President came over for dinner, what would you cook?

Croissain'wiches are easy to make, and we keep a certain number of them premade, so while ten of them would make me hate you, Ultimate Platters would be your best bet to piss me off, followed closely by breakfast burritos. And I don't deal with cleaning the bathrooms, so **** away.

I would talk about the personal attachment to the sandwiches and make you scrape off the cheese in front of me.

Since this question was asked before King T took office, I'll do both presidents.

Obama: braised lamb chops, asparagus, and mushroom pilaf
Trump: cheeseburgers and homemade fries

What is something that you decorate your room with?