Star wars.

Let's say you're lost and you're walking towards a dead end street and you see 2 guys walking behind you and you suspect they are gonna mug you, what would you do?

Let them try and have my fun with them if they do.

Have you ever been mugged/robbed/burgled?

Yup. One of my first guitars was stolen from a kid down the street who went on to murder his own Mother for drug money, who was the person I bought my actual first guitar from.

Favorite time of day?

Not enough information... What are my current surroundings with which to either take cover and/or utilize as makeshift weapons??

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/...20120203225344

Suntory time.

Angel food cake or Devil food cake?

You don't have anything you don't normally carry and it's a dead end alley with nothing around.

Angel.

Bikinis.

Matched set or unmatched?

Un... what?

What's the best way to tell someone they might be a homosexual?

Trick question!

Walking towards a dead end street. Doesn't say you are on a dead end street. Presumably it crosses the street you are on... in which case keep walking, don't turn down the dead end street, stay on the street you are on, and keep walking at a good pace.

Are they a member of this site? Draw your own conclusions. (And yeah, I skipped the previous question, since it skipped several others and doesn't make sense.)

Do you prefer music that is polished or unpolished?

Unpolished has more magic to it. I like it raw and uncut.

How do you explain a humorous moment that got lost in translation?

(Shout out to BF's answer)