You're tall, have a beard, are very opinionated, and are easily one of the most pretentious human beings I've ever known.

I like you.

Talk about non-sequitur

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says: "Why the long face?" And the horse sighs and replies "I will take my business elsewhere"

Name an ad jingle that is ingrained in your head.

Stanley steamer radio ads, circa 1995... Get out of my head already! :yikes:

Inny or outy?

I don't know. On the other hand I feel like you shouldn't have to justify the sort of music you listen to. If you like it, listen to it. Don't broadcast how you feel like an outsider because of it though.

Inny.

Your favorite sandwich bread?

Traditionally fermented sourdough, of course.

Would you rather be rich and ugly, or poor and hot?

Rich and ugly. Plastic surgery works wonders.

Books or movies (in general)?

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Movies: "Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil" and "The Usual Suspects" (yes, I'm a Kevin Spacey fan).. And anything with Tom Hardy

Books: "Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats" and whatever non-fiction holds my interest at the time


Cream, sugar, cream and sugar, or black?

I hate coffee.

Dogs or cats?

I think that one's a given.

De ja vous or de ja vous?