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Old 11-20-2015, 01:27 PM   #1611 (permalink)
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Your mom.

If Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers got into a fight, who do you think would win and why?
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Old 11-20-2015, 01:42 PM   #1612 (permalink)
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Your mom, because she would suck their evil souls right out their dicks.

Would you touch a poop for $20?
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Old 11-20-2015, 01:43 PM   #1613 (permalink)
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@ Frown. Your entire actual sex life is all a dream/fantasy. Right?
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Old 11-20-2015, 01:45 PM   #1614 (permalink)
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If it's what you aspire to (which I totally understand, I can't imagine how difficult it is to maintain an erection while having to listen to Ted Nugent), you're free to call it that.
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Old 11-20-2015, 01:52 PM   #1615 (permalink)
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Your mom, because she would suck their evil souls right out their dicks.

Would you touch a poop for $20?
Yeah, easy money.

Mind you, you said touch not grab it or eat it, that'll cost you extra.

How much money would you pay to not sleep with Ted Nugent?
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Old 11-20-2015, 02:00 PM   #1616 (permalink)
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Do you realize how much you could blackmail Ted Nugent for if you had gay sex with him? ****, I'd pay to do it, but the stereo must be off. I'd be financially set for life.

What's something that you want more of in music?
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Old 11-20-2015, 02:04 PM   #1617 (permalink)
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Manowar and Ke$ha.

You just took a nasty dump, and wiping will require you to use some serious elbow grease. But you're about to take a shower. Wipe or wait?
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Old 11-20-2015, 02:08 PM   #1618 (permalink)
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I have a little stopper thing on my shower drain for pubes and pieces of wrist skin, so doing at least an initial wipe before the rinse is what I'd do.

What's your grocery budget (per person if you buy for more than yourself)?
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Old 11-20-2015, 02:12 PM   #1619 (permalink)
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I can't imagine how difficult it is to maintain an erection while having to listen to Ted Nugent.
At 16 I could hold an erection to just about anything.

Any picture of Farrah: Check
Solid Gold Dancers: Check
Jan Smithers: Ficking holy hell - CHECK!!!!

Maybe $150 a week for me an Lin. Half of which is wine and rum.
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Old 11-20-2015, 02:15 PM   #1620 (permalink)
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We are both older than 16, Chula. Any other non-sequitur stories you want to share?
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