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10-18-2015, 08:49 PM
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SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
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I'm not a child, so no.
You have arsenic in your mouth for some reason and the only way to get it out is to spit it in anyone's face that you want (it's unrealistic but **** off). Who will be receiving a faceful of poison?
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10-18-2015, 11:07 PM
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Fck Ths Thngs
Join Date: May 2014
Location: NJ
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Ki or Batlord.
Standup shower or shower+bath? Quote:
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10-19-2015, 10:00 AM
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Out of Place
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: in an abstract house
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Standup shower, that's where i practice my power ballads to the audience in my head.
who was your first celebrety crush?
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"Hey Kids you got to meet the MIGHTY PIXIES!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRbCtIgW3A |
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10-19-2015, 11:52 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2014
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Would you have sex with yourself if you could travel in time? (No pedo!)
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A smell of petroleum prevails throughout. |
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10-19-2015, 12:55 PM
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Toasted Poster
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: SoCal by way of Boston
Posts: 11,332
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Of course. That's the definition of masturbation.
What would you rather watch? A: A video of a dude and a chick going down. B: A video of a chick taking care of business by herself. C: Batlord and JWB playing with anal beads?
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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.” |
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10-19-2015, 02:55 PM
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Toasted Poster
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: SoCal by way of Boston
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Have you ever performed anilingus?
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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.” |
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10-19-2015, 04:07 PM
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Music Addict
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: GA
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Have not.
Why can't we tickle ourselves?
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“And when at last you find someone to whom you feel you can pour out your soul, you stop in shock at the words you utter— they are so rusty, so ugly, so meaningless and feeble from being kept in the small cramped dark inside you so long.” ― Sylvia Plath
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10-19-2015, 04:16 PM
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Out of Place
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: in an abstract house
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Cause all the fun is letting someone else do it.
Why did they discontinue RC Cola?
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10-19-2015, 06:10 PM
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SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
Posts: 35,541
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Because they didn't.
You are on a date eating a very expensive dinner when a shooter enters the restaurant and starts firing. Do you: Hide? Finish your meal because you're broke and that **** was expensive? Pull your gun out and join in on the fun? Use your date as a human shield? Get shot because you spent too much time considering these options?
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