I'm not a child, so no.

You have arsenic in your mouth for some reason and the only way to get it out is to spit it in anyone's face that you want (it's unrealistic but **** off). Who will be receiving a faceful of poison?

Ki or Batlord.

Standup shower or shower+bath?

Standup shower, that's where i practice my power ballads to the audience in my head.

who was your first celebrety crush?

Never had one, never got how they even work.


Would you have sex with yourself if you could travel in time? (No pedo!)

Of course. That's the definition of masturbation.

What would you rather watch?

A: A video of a dude and a chick going down.

B: A video of a chick taking care of business by herself.

C: Batlord and JWB playing with anal beads?

A.

Have you ever performed cunnilingus?

Maybe a thousand times.

Have you ever performed anilingus?

Have not.

Why can't we tickle ourselves?

Cause all the fun is letting someone else do it.

Why did they discontinue RC Cola?

Because they didn't.

You are on a date eating a very expensive dinner when a shooter enters the restaurant and starts firing. Do you:
Hide?
Finish your meal because you're broke and that **** was expensive?
Pull your gun out and join in on the fun?
Use your date as a human shield?
Get shot because you spent too much time considering these options?