I'm coocoo for cocoa puffs

How often do you clean out your car/vehicle/backpack?

Whenever I have to make space for something else. That something else is usually either instruments or beers.

What's your favourite funny youtube video?

Who is your favorite fictional character?

Scotty looks like Wilson from House at a quick glance.

I have no idea who my favorite fictional character is so someone else can answer.

I really like Daniel Plainview as a character and how it develops in There Will Be Blood.

What was the high point of your day so far?

I got bitched at by a customer today for the first time since I worked at this store. I didn't say anything back. Surrounding customers and girls in bakery started to make fun of her as soon as she walked away. I <3 cranky holiday bitches providing me with entertainment.

O, she complained that my cart was in her way while I was stocking product for her to buy. Every other customer was able to pass me with ease; she just doesn't know how to use a shopping cart apparently. The internal LOLs were going off.

What are you doing tomorrow?

You shoulda punched her in the face.

Probably nothing.

If you were an expert sculptor with renaissance-level skills, what would your masterpiece be?

A plaster cast of my penis.

Would you rather eat the still-attached hand of a loved one, or your own?

In the moment of flight or fight, I'd probably pick the hand of a loved one. In moments of regret, my own.

Would you ever consider a polyamorous lifestyle?