Chess. Use to be very good at it. Came in 6th place out of about 500 kids in the 13-15 age group moons ago in a tourney in Boston.

Garlic, salt, pepper. You have to lose one forever.

Which?

I love garlic but I use the other two way more often.

What instrument would you wipe from music's existence?

The guitar, just to **** with people.

When was the last time you threw your hands in the air and said, "**** it"? Explain.

I was wearing pajama pants last night and they were a little to wide and were falling down. So I try to untie the fastening string to redo it tighter so I could go outside and smoke a cigarette without my pants falling down. That **** was tied tight as **** in a double knot and I spent a good twenty minutes trying to untie it. I didn't throw my hands up but I said **** it and smoked the cigarette in my underwear.

Would you rather be sitting in front of an old couple with their hearing aids off talking about the most inane **** you could muster or in front of a fussy baby on an airplane?

The inane old people.

If you could make an album with any musician/band, while also having complete creative control, who would you pick and what album would you make?

There are a couple of artist I would want to record with in the studio. I am listening to Traffic right now at the moment, so I would say Steve Winwood. Maybe include Dhave Mason and make another Traffic. I don't know about having total control.

If you could rerecord your favorite album and play every instrument and sing on it, what would it be? (Given that you would have the ability to play any and every instrument possible you would to accomplish it.)

I could probably do In Utero.

i already know all the songs on the guitar and i used worship Dave in my drummer days so with some effort i could recreate his drums from that album.. i think.

Which member from the 27 club was the biggest tragedy for music?

I'd say Robert Johnson because he was my favourite, but I think Hendrix would have contributed a lot more to the music world than Johnson.

Which conspiracy theory is the most plausible to you?

That whole Summerian theory that human kind was created by aliens..

Basically this



Do you believe aliens exist?

Aliens probably exist but it's likely a form of life so unique to our own that we wouldn't even recognize it as such even if we spotted them.

Least favourite television show finale?