No.

Ever had a naked uber drunken post coital farting contest with a significant other, in a hotel room that's in a state that's not the one you were living in at the time, after spending the night drinking at a bar with a magician who specialized in up close magic, the night before a job interview that would result in you moving your family cross country?

No, but that was very specific, did that happen to you?

What is your favorite non alcohol drink?

Si. :beer:

Chocolate malted milk shake.

Most involved thing you've ever cooked.

A Seafood Paella.

I went all out and really tried to get it right but the rice came out too mushy.

Have you ever been in a sports team?

Basketball for one year in first grade (they were like **** it this kid's tall, he's probably good at bball. They forgot I was white though) and several years of little league.

What's your least favourite sport?

Soccer.

Pick up the damn ball with your hands and spare me 3 f*ckin hours of a guy scoring once.

What's your favorite Leonardo Dicaprio movie?

The Departed.

Fave sport?

.

Thats just you...

Watching - Downhill Super G
Playing - Disc Golf

Favorite Mexican food?