NSync. But don't tell my ten year old self I said that.

Spice Girls or S Club 7?

SPICE GIRLS!

How many zombies doth make an apocalypse?

Only one is required, as the zombie virus will be highly contagious.

Does Goofle's incorrect archaic grammar bother you?

It doth not.

Do you eat a full meal at breakfast?

No, I skip breakfast often. When I do eat breakfast it's usually granola and yogurt.

What's your dream job?

I wouldn't complain if I got paid to have women blow me. Everything else I want to do is totally within reason so I don't consider it a dream job.

If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? Assume that you have food, shelter, and safety.

I'm fine with living in Norway. It's cool here (literally). But maybe a particularly mountainous part of Scotland? Oh, and somewhere away from any major cities.

Werewolves or vampires?

Vampires. No matter how bad a name they've been given in recent years, vampires kick ass, Dracula is the ****, and while Anne Rice might be a fruitcake she still wrote some ****ing awesome books.

Would you rather die on the Titanic or the Hindenburg?

Hindenburg naturally .

Ever date an amputee?

I only seriously dated one girl and she had all her limbs.

Ever ****ed a midget?