No. Maybe some other dude under extreme circumstances, but never you.

Greatest concert experience ever?

Brother Ali and Immortal Tech show at BB Kings NYC. Nothing crazy but after Ali performed we sat outside the restaurant and bull****ted for a good 15-20 minutes. Really nice regular kinda guy. Tech was kind of a dick.

Pick 3, you lose the other 2: Sight, Touch, Taste, Smell, Hearing

Sight (**** being blind), touch (just be awkward otherwise, and no orgasms), and hearing (music and speech).

Mortal Kombat 2 or Street Fighter 2?

Ultimate mortal kombat 3.

Is having pets ethical?

I find it strange that humans went as far as to systematically oversee multiple other species' genomes in such a way that resulted in their domestication. Unethical? Not really. Not harm really done and I don't know where I'd be without my service animal/best buddy forever. But definitely strange.


Most romantic thing you've ever done for someone?

Of course. Our dogs live a great life with us.

Give up one for life. Salt, pepper, or garlic.

The question was only between those two games. Cheater.

If I can substitute stuff like cayenne I'll go with pepper. Otherwise I'm ****ing lost.

Favorite cocktail?

edit:
Never drank a cocktail.

I'm so punk, I don't give a ****. The third game is better than both of those games.

What do you think of anuses?

I think they're the shit.


If you had to fuck a family member, who would it be? They have to be at least a first cousin, and you have to explain your answer.