Tickling the ivories. (My piano is over a hundred years old, so yes, they are actually ivories!)

Toughest decision you've ever had to make?

Whether or not I should put carrots in with my macaroni and cheese. I wound up forgetting about them completely so now it's just collard greens/mushrooms/zuchinni/tomato-macaroni&cheese casserole or something. I don't ****ing know but it looks delicious.


What's delicious?

I have never wanted to touch something so badly in my entire life.

Anyway, stuff that's delicious:

potatoes.

What's your favorite fragrance?

My Own Farts #9

What celebrity would you love to give a hate fuck?

Kim Kardashian I guess. I don't keep tabs on celebrities, dammit. But yeah... she strikes me as an obnoxious person. But dat ass... ahem. Mhm.


Best day of your life so far?

Probably the first time I hooked up with a chick I liked and woke up next to her.

Worst day of your life so far?

Realizing that my kid just isn't going to "snap out of it".

Last book that made you literally laugh out loud?

Last book that made you shed actual tears?

("The Martian" did both for me)

http://www.amazon.com/The-Martian-No.../dp/B00EMXBDMA

Laughter: Catch-22
Tears: Invisible Man

What's the last album you listened to (all the way through, if your one of THOSE who need me to clarify)?

Last album I listened to in full was Loveless by My Bloody Valentine. A couple of hours ago, I think.

If you had a time machine, and could go anywhere/anytime, what three places/eras would you visit?

The Year of Led Zeppelin: Day 63: 9/4/1970 Los Angeles, CA

The Year of Led Zeppelin: Day 159: 5/31/1973 Los Angeles, CA

The Year of Led Zeppelin: Day 239: 6/21/1977 Los Angeles, CA

Name a novel that you wish would be made into a movie.