Kind of a loaded question. You can't really know if you'd die for someone until the crucial moment comes. But sure, I'd like to think that I'd generally try to protect most anyone who was in danger.

If you had to survive inside of a horror movie, which movie would you pick? (Bonus points if you pick Tremors!)

Anything from the original Mummy series. Because I'll never go to Egypt, so I won't ever have to deal with the cursed remains of pharoahs!

Same question.

The original Alien.

Spaghetti and ____________ ?

Westerns.

If you could have robotic arms, or robotic legs, which would you pick?

Probably legs. I'm assuming they would be all super and ****, and the thought of the kind of freedom and exhilaration I'd feel just being able to fly across the ground like that might be the next best thing to flight.

Is there anybody whose **** you would eat just for the opportunity to have sex with them? After a thorough mouth cleaning of course.

Nope. No poop for me. I feel like a lot of people have this tendency to assign value almost like a currency to sex with people based on whatever standards and that's weird imo. You could have a great time with anyone if your will is in it and the desire is mutual.


Kinkiest thing you've ever done?

Gave my bf a bj on our porch during a party.


How often do you wash your bedding?

When it smells too bad for me to sleep on. Every few weeks or whatever.

If you could live a life without consequence, would you? What would you do?

Yes, and I don't think I would change much. I might be a little less passive but I can't think of many situations I've been in where I didn't do it because of fear of consequence. Might drive a little faster with easy access to weed.

If you had a secret portal under your bed where would it take you?

An entire planet made entirely of weed, maccoroni and cheese, beer, and water. Don't wanna die from dehydration or whatever. But yeah, just like. An entire ocean of beer. And a beach made out of weed. **** that would be awesome it's really bumming me out that that's not a real thing :*(.


Ultimate stoner munchdown?