Wasabi or Worcestershire Sauce, when appropriate.

Edit: Sriracha is amazing. Answer: Overly complicated video games and college math.

Most immoral thing you've ever done?

Experimented with meth. The ensuing craziness was just nasty and reached a high when I punched some kid we were hanging with so I could have the last line.

Most morally upstanding thing you ever did?

Oh yeah, this reminds me. I love siracha and got this as a gift:

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Bought snacks for a cool homeless guy on his birthday (he even had the ID to prove it) when I lived in CA.

Most devastating event of your life?

My parents splitting up, last year.

Most dramatic spill you've ever taken?

My best e-friend killing himself 5 years ago.

Siracha has way too much garlic in it IMO.

Best early morning buzz?

Heathen! Blasphemy! Et cetera!

Waking up still drunk/stoned from the night before is magical when you can keep it going.

Favorite black and white movie?

Casablanca. Of course.

Same question.

Uh... Young Frankenstein!

What's your favorite silent movie?

Havent seen many but I really like Nosferatu.





Would you rather eat poo-flavored pudding or pudding-flavored poo?

Do I get Cool Whip with my choice?