I love both with a passion, but comics are the clear winner these days.

Pepsi or Coke?

Aren't they the same? Invalid question. Try again.

Green Apples or Red Apples?

Red

And there's totally a difference.

Weirdest thing you've seen on Youtube?

Favorite dinner?

Thematically aligned soup, salad, and some kinda finger food or quinoa/rice dish. Also anything involving tomatoes. I would probably kill myself if tomatoes ceased to exist.

One food you can't live without?

Pasta with a tomato based meat sauce. Take that away and I die.

Closest you've ever been in proximity with with multiple people you've shagged?

N/A

The Batlord: good, bad, or ugly?

Little bit of everything. He's not that ugly. He's only bad for the sake of entertainment. He's generally a good person... compared to some.

If you had to be a celebrity's pet, who's pet and of what kind would you be?

I'd like to be Scarlett Johansson's pussy.

What would you rather lick, the bottom of a porta potty, or your mom's boob?

Mom's boob. I'm sure I licked it as a baby, what's one more time?

Wait what? Do you want to think about what exactly that means for you?

Do you think Batlord has done gay porn after his answer from the last question?