My nephew Evan. He is like my son, I have taught him everything I know, how to throw water balloons at passing cars, how to theoretically grow pot how to do your laundry, ask a girl out etc. I have broken him out of school, after I embarrassed him while dropping him off in the morning, "Have a great day sweetie, have fun be safe do you need CONDOMS?". I have gotten in fist fights with him, because he grew up a fatherless boy in a family of women, and sometimes you just need to knock the bratty ingrate mindset out of teenage boys. I have posted bond for him after he threw up all over the police and mentioned he "might have some marijuana in his pocket." I have done everything except dance and embarrass him at his wedding.(Which have no fear I'll drop it like it's hot or luke warm pending on how old I am)at his wedding as well. I love that little ugly little bastard and I am his favorite Aunt "Hippo. "

If you could say one thing to someone that really meant something to you before you go what would that be?

Edit: I assume I don't need to mention this kid got a head start in the good music dept as well.. ;)

Not so much embarrassing, as bull****. I got food poisoning back in military school, and tried to rush from my room to the bathroom without throwing up on the way. I failed. And my douchebag first sergeant made me clean it up while I was still basically dying.

Weirdest place you ever masturbated?

Your bed.


Skip my question.

If I was dying right now, I'd tell my mom, "Thanks firstly for keeping me and secondly for teaching me piano."

If you had 24 hours, starting from the time you hit "Post Reply", left to live, how would you spend them?

And Roxy, your nephew is one lucky fellow.

I'd order a pizza, and fall asleep watching a cheesy horror movie. I don't really have any unfinished business, so i'm good to go. Actually, that's kind of depressing when I think about it...

What's the most embarrassing thing anyone has ever done to you?

pants me knowing I was commando at busy ass intersection.

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I was mortified. My best friend did it because I was wearing a skirt.And it was like 3:00 pm when traffic was starting.

Hes the coolest kid I know.But I'd never admit,that. ;)